Testing Playground

"Always code as if the guy who ends up maintaining your code
will be a violent psychopath who knows where you live."

Martin Golding

"A computer program does what you tell it to do,
not what you want it to do."


"It works on my machine."

"The best thing about a boolean is even
if you are wrong, you are only off by a bit."


"There is nothing quite so permanent as a quick fix."

"Let's call it an accidental feature."
Larry Wall

"Code never lies, comments sometimes do."
Ron Jeffries